Let's say there's a person who can do the following things: Thats how I know this world is a big pussy. At least then we could be friends with each other. Hang out with someone and try to understand him or her. You find it useful to glare at, insult, and even occasionally holler at some of the idiots at your workplace — otherwise, they never seem to shape-up. You've done step 1 and identified the problem.
Are You A Certified Asshole? - I got out of 24 on my ARSE test.
They would be nowhere without you. You can choose to be a nice guy and be a victim to someone elses transgressions AT YOU COST or be an asshole to the select individual that you sense is attempting to trod all over you at your expense. I completely disagree with this idea of self-criticism. Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special feeling We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't know I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job I'm your average white suburbanite slob I like football and porno and books about war I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor My wife and my job, my kids and my car My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar But sometimes that just ain't enough To keep a man like me interested Oh no No way Uh-uh Related. All that they have to do is not talk to me, but they do anyway.
He counts what he spends but never what you spend. Everyone is an asshole. You know what I'm gonna do? Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned Non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers.
Don't fret, you probably are. Try to have deep conversations, but don't force them - just let it flow. I screw everyone, everywhere, every time, all the time. If shit you see on a website or YouTube makes you angry enough to make a comment, you're probably a horribly maladjusted individual. You secretly enjoy watching other people suffer and squirm. A little under the weather, eh?